Wedding Stories

This is a collection of wedding stories from Universal Life Church ministers who have performed them. Hopefully, you'll find some things to make you laugh and some tips to help you in your own wedding business.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Wedding Stories

My husband and I were married on Friday the thirteenth. we did this on purpose but if I had known......
We had a outdoor wedding by a lake. 
  • None of my family attended, 
  • My soon to be mother in law and maid of honor were stung by bees, 
  • None of the pictures turned out right, 
  • I fudged up on the wedding vows, 
  • And the band dressed like they were going to a truck pull. 
  • My husband caught the flu on our wedding night and ran a fever all night long, so the next night to make it up to me he took me to a party some friends had for us. The party was fun but when we went to leave we backed over a wasp nest and my husband, who is very allergic to bees and wasps, was stung many times. So a friend rushed us to the hospital where my husband stayed for three hours.  The whole time I thought I was gonna be a widow before I could be a wife. 
  • Needless to say, we went home and hid out for a couple of weeks. 
  • Oh yeah, the hospital bill was over $600. 
We have been married almost 10 yrs and have 3 wonderful kids but if i had to go back and do it all over again I think I would have waited just one more day to get married.

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