Wedding Stories

This is a collection of wedding stories from Universal Life Church ministers who have performed them. Hopefully, you'll find some things to make you laugh and some tips to help you in your own wedding business.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Wedding Stories

One the Way to the Wedding

Mum , dad and brother are making their way up to the hotel to get ready 2 hours before kickoff , when all of a sudden smoke starts pouring into the interior of the car . Dad has respiratory probs anyway , and he's starting to panic , so they screech to a halt on the hard shoulder of the A120 , with Mother screeching ' GET OUT OF THE CAR !! GET OUT OF THE CAR !! ' and brother trying to put out the fire by throwing the dregs of a small bottle of Evian over the center console, but to no avail . Call the Fire Brigade, and at this point Mother remembers the ludicrously expensive Jacques Vert mother of the bride outfit about to smolder to nothing in the boot . So, she wallops brother over the head , screeches 'GET BACK TO THE CAR ! GET BACK TO THE CAR !! ' and gets him to retrieve said outfit . Fire Brigade duly turn up and do the honors , and shut the road to be on the safe side .

I in the meantime am at the hotel , when I get a raging phone call from hubby to be because he's stuck in traffic because 'some stupid person's car's on fire ' .......

In the finish, he's then driving to the hotel, when he recognizes said in law's vehicle on the back of the recovery truck!

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