Wedding Stories

Funny Vows

My parents decided to memorize their traditional vows (I Bride, take you Groom, blah blah.). Well, my mom practiced for weeks. Everywhere they went, she'd be reciting them to herself, "I, Mary, take you, Michael..."

Dad never practiced. She would bug him: "Don't you need to practice?" and he'd say, "I've got them down, no problem."

The Big Day arrives. They're standing before the priest. My father opens his mouth and says, "I, Mary, take you, Michael...."

33 years later, he still hasn't lived that one down.

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