Wedding Stories

This is a collection of wedding stories from Universal Life Church ministers who have performed them. Hopefully, you'll find some things to make you laugh and some tips to help you in your own wedding business.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Wedding Stories

This happened at my own wedding.  It is now one of my most treasured memories.  After my darling groom got up and made his speech (he has a very fierce stutter and we had 100 guests, so I was very proud - he said it so smoothly) he asked that my mum and dad come up to the front as he had a very special present for them.  he handed them a big box and asked them to open it in front of everyone.

They ripped off the lovely paper to find inside - a used VCR.  When we first started dating, my Dad's VCR broke.  My groom happened to have the exact same one, so he offered it as a loan to Dad until he got a new one.  My smart-alec father replied "how about we do a fair trade - I get the VCR and you can keep my daughter?"  He thought it was a very funny joke, eventually got a new VCR and returned groom's.

Fast forward 2 years to the wedding day, and the deal was kept.  He got the VCR and my groom got me.

Now it's a running family joke that I was a cheap bride....


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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Wedding Stories


After my father had emergency brain surgery and had finally gotten out of a three month coma, he attended his first social event. The wedding of our next door neighbor and my sister's brother-in-law who also grew up in the same neighborhood. Groom was known for always having motorcycles, boats, campers etc. Most parties were concerned about how long this wedding would last (They're in the middle of a divorce right now, but lasted 7 years, about 6 more than most people thought.)

The 6 of our immediate family were seated at a table in a place of honor and were talking about how nice everything was and my dad, who had not mastered his voice level yet, said very loudly, "I just hope Ron realizes Jane isn't one of his toys". We hushed him as soon as we could and we all started to crack up. It was the first time I saw my dad laugh since the surgery.

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Wedding Stories

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Forgotten Bride
At our wedding, my father "forgot" me - MY church prefers that "still" married parents of the Bride and Groom walk in together, light the family candles for the unity candle, and then the parents of the groom sit down.  The Father of the Bride then escorts MOB to her seat then goes back down the aisle to escort the bride up the aisle. 

So this was practiced well at rehearsal- things were going well- the day of the wedding our parents entered, lit the candles- and my IL's sat down- My dad took Mom to her seat and then sat down - several people tried to stage whisper to dad to go get me but dad (who is somewhat HOH couldn't hear them - Finally my BIL who was sitting  behind my parents - tapped dad on the shoulder and told him to turn around and look at him- he told dad that he had to go to the back of the church and get me "since that is what people are waiting for" Dad stood up and said (loudly) "OH, I FORGOT!"

He ran down the aisle  to the back of the church to "get Me" - I think it is such a classic funny story - that made me laugh so much the next day when my husband told me the story (once we were on the plane to our honeymoon.

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Wedding Story


Last night I performed a wedding for a Lutheran couple.  Honestly, it was a lot of hard work putting together the ceremony as I don’t know much about Lutherans.  I got a lot of information online and anything I was unsure of I ask them about.  They were really sweet as well as their families.  The ceremony was beautiful and they were very happy which made me very happy.  : )  I have a tender heart.  I was signing on the marriage license and overheard the bride tell one of the family members that they were going to the family Christmas party the following day since they had spent all their money on the wedding and they weren’t even going on a honeymoon.  I tried to give the money to the bride but she refused to take it.  So, sneaky me, I went to the groom.  I took ten bucks out to give to my brother for gas money but tucked the rest into his pocket and told him that I wanted them to go to the family Christmas party.  It was my wedding and Christmas gift to them.  He gave me a hug and said I was awesome.  : )  My husband was mad that I came home empty-handed but, in my heart, it felt like the right thing to do.  They were obviously not well off and I really wanted them to be able to spend time with their families for Christmas.  Seeing how happy they were made me so happy.  

Sincerely,
Jayne

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wedding Stories

Universal Life Church -  Wedding Vows

This isn't a story about me but a story about a friend of mine that got married in March. When they were exchanging vows and the minister was saying the "for richer or poorer" part, my friend (bride) only said the "for richer" part and then stopped. It was hilarious!!! 

Everyone laughed before the minister said "and for poorer" and she repeated it. It was a great moment!

Ms. Pinky

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

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  Pagan wedding ceremonies, often called 'handfastings,' are a good option for couples who wish to celebrate the spirituality of their union without getting involved in the minutia of religious debate. Paganism is a religion that celebrates the holiness of nature. Worshipers do not follow a formal doctrine, and although committed Pagans gather to worship together the religion for many is more about an attitude to spirituality and the world.

A gay Pagan ceremony is fairly easy to organize. Couples can choose to track down a Pagan celebrant or instruct their own celebrant on how to conduct the ceremony. The celebrant will invoke the blessing of the God and Goddess, which are acknowledged to come in thousands of forms. The couple light a candle to honor the gods and signify the beginning of their new life. The couple may further invoke the blessings of the spirits by saying 'blessed be'. The celebrant will then conduct the handfasting ritual, asking the couple to join hands and wrapping the joined hands in a strip of red cloth. Gay couples may choose to have a rainbow hand fasting, using gay accessories of strips of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple cloth to represent the chakras and their sexuality. The couple then exchange vows, asking the sky and earth to bestow the union with their elements.

Couples who are interested in traditional paganism may choose to include a broom, to sweep away past hurts, and a chalice of wine, to represent their combined spirits. Pagan gay wedding ceremonies are particularly suited to the range of gay accessories available at the moment. Jewelry pieces that use color or flowing, circular designs will further invoke the elements of nature to bless the union of the gay couple.


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Friday, December 10, 2010

Wedding Stories

My favorite is from my parent's wedding. My dad was very nervous about my mom feeding him the cake after they had cut it. I guess he was afraid it would fall or something like that, so he bit down really quickly and actually bit my mom's fingers. 

My favorite picture from their album is of my mom with a pained look on her face shaking her hand so quickly it is just a blur in the photo. I wish they had gotten it on film, but it was 1975. My mom was able to look past it though, considering my parents are still married nearly 33 yrs. later.

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

Wedding Stories

Food Count

So my caterer didn't want the final guest count until the Thursday before the wedding. I tried to give it to her earlier, but she kept saying, 'No, I don't want it until that Thursday morning, since you may have to add or subtract people at the last minute.' I guess that's good, since we would get a more accurate count that way and we'd be less likely to have to pay for extra meals or not have enough.

Well...everyone in the entire world decided to call me on the Thursday morning before the wedding. THANK GOD I took the day off, even though I didn't think I'd need it. My phone was RINGING ALL MORNING and I think I spoke to every family member and every vendor at least once. Anyway, the caterer called for the final meal count while I was doing three other things at once. I quickly pulled up my guest list spreadsheet, which had the meal counts on it, totaled my columns, and gave her the totals for each entree. After finishing up whatever else I had been doing, though, I thought to myself, 'Hmm, that count seems a little off.'

I had totaled the meal counts over the previous weekend and had a number in my head. We did end up getting calls earlier in the week that two couples who had RSVP'd yes couldn't make it at the last minute. So it would make sense that my total count that I gave to the caterer (that was on the spreadsheet, which had been updated) would be 4 fewer than the number I had in my head. The problem was that my counts were off by two. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

This was REALLY bugging me, so I went back to my spreadsheet for a recount. I totaled my columns again and got the same numbers that I had given to the caterer. I counted by hand and got the same numbers I gave to the caterer. I carefully looked over the spreadsheet to make sure I hadn't accidentally deleted someone, recounted, and still got the same numbers. I even took out my box of RSVP cards, counted them, and still got the same numbers. Finally chalking the whole thing up to me being bad at math and counting wrong over the weekend, I decided that the spreadsheet and the RSVP cards were not lying to me. 

Do you see the problem? I didn't. I went about whatever else I had to do that day and the next day, went to the rehearsal and RD...and then, just as we were being served at the RD, I realized THAT I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN TO ADD OUR MEALS TO THE GUEST MEAL COUNT! And I kept getting the wrong numbers, since WE were not on the spreadsheet of our GUESTS!

It worked out fine. I called the caterer the next morning and asked them to add two more (fortunately, they prepared one extra of each entree, which is what we wanted to eat, anyway!). I just think that the whole thing was absolutely HILARIOUS, due to the way it played out. The waiter at our RD literally forgot to serve my DH...and as someone was running after the waiter to let him know that, I joked, 'Don't worry, honey. You'll get your dinner tomorrow. short pause, as the ironic truth dawned on me...Holy crap! No, you won't! I have to make a phone call!' :)

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Wedding Stories

Heavy Metal Madness
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Being involved in the wedding business allows you to meet all different kinds of brides and the nice thing is when they come back to you to share their big day stories be it good or bad!!!

Here is a story about one of my brides.

Teressa was a well organized bride. Her dress was bought 6 months in advance, the church and the venue was booked a year in advance, invitations, caterers, the band, wedding favors all sorted! What could possibly go wrong!!!!!!!

Well the wedding was lovely, the food was lovely and then it was time for the first dance..... The band were setup all suited and booted and they began to play the music their first opening dance song "I will always love you". The singer was poised into position the first line was beautiful and then the band broke out into a pounding heavy metal!!!!! At first they thought it was a joke then soon realized that the band were not joking at all!!!

The groom had a word with the band to change the style of the music they were playing and their response was that they were not going to compromise their style! Heavy Metal was what they ordered and Heavy Metal was what they were going to play.

Terresa decided to take matters into her own hands and organize her own form of entertainment..... She agreed with the band to allow her guests to sing karaoke. All the merry guests came up one by one to sing a song while the rest of the guests danced all night to the eerie sounds of Whitney Houston, Buena Vista Social Club, Celine Deon....... It just goes to show that you can't plan everything!!!

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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Wedding Stories

Series of Unfortunate Events
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Two months before, the florist canceled. Two weeks before, the limo company canceled. Three days before the wedding, the Best Man sent my hubby an email saying he was not coming. The limo company I found got lost and was unable to find me on the day of my wedding. They had my cell number, but instead called the church and left a message with our priest. 

He then handed a note to my husband saying the limo driver could not find me. I found the Limo and made it to my wedding. My poor husband was sweating bullets that I might not show up! The groomsmen showed up- LATE and stumbling drunk! 

After the wedding we find they had hit a car in the parking lot! At the reception one of them fell into the cake BEFORE we cut it. It was a complete nightmare and to make it even worse my husband ended up a little tipsy and decided to be a bit "friendly" with one of my bridesmaids!

re-printed from:  http://www.invitingsmiles.com/funny-wedding-stories.html 

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wedding Stories


My wedding took place in May, on a sunny day. I thought that everything was ready and that everything would be perfect. We got through the ceremony and then went to a local park to take our photos near some blooming trees and shrubs. 

When the photographer was taking the pictures, he reluctantly mentioned that the sun was shining through my gown, meaning that you could see the shape of my bottom half, from my waist to my ankles! I was horrified and he had already taken a few photos. My maid of honor immediately stopped the action and declared that she would drive home and come back with a long slip for me. She actually did, and drove 20 minutes home and back while we waited. 

I stepped into the half slip and we continued with the photos. The people at the reception were a little concerned with the amount of time we took having our photos done; but it was well worth the wait.

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Wedding Stories

The Bride and the Wine

My wedding party is in the limo on the way from the church to the reception. We had champagne but someone wanted wine so we stopped at a state store on the way. They pick up some red wine and on the hour plus ride, one of my bridesmaids got totally trashed and spills the wine all down her front. Ok, no big deal. The dress was dark and it probably won’t show in pictures. 

Then, she proceeds to try to fling the wine off of herself with her hand and shake out her dress in the limo. Not ok, I was wearing a white dress, hello?!! I freak out and drop a string of curses that would make a truck driver blush. Bridezilla! In the end, the shower of red wine miraculously missed my dress and my ranting was all for naught.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Wedding Stories

ULC Seminary Wedding Stories

Picture The Bride

A Scottish Wedding

Two Scotsmen, brothers, Finlay and Jim Calder, were sitting in the pub discussing Jim's big wedding day.

'Aye, it's going to be grand,' said Jim. 'I've got everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.'

Finlay smiled and nodded, approvingly.

'Heavens, I've even got a kilt to be married in,' continued Jim with a look of satisfaction.
 
'A kilt... that's guid. You'll look smart in that,' exclaimed Finlay, 'and what's the tartan?'

'Och,' uttered Jim, 'I imagine she'll be in white.'

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Wedding Stories

We were married in Vegas. We are geeks, so we booked our wedding online. We wanted everyone to join us, but knew not everyone would be able to travel to Vegas. So, we found "The Little White Chapel" which had a wedding web cam in the church. It wasn't a live stream, but took snaps about every minute. We even booked Elvis online! We sent out the wedding invitations via email and gave everyone the URL for the wedding cam so they could join us remotely. 

If they were going to join us in Vegas the dress code for the wedding was "Big Dog" attire. You would have to wear a t-shirt or some other "Big Dog" apparel. My dress had Big Dogs all over it and the groom had a Big Dog bow tie and cummerbund. Most guests wore a Big Dog t-shirt and loved the fact that it was so informal. 

For the rehearsal dinner, we took everyone to King Arthur's court where we ate our dinner with our fingers and watched a jousting match. 

Elvis was late arriving at the church and everyone said it's because he was dead :) We ended up filling the church and it was standing room only. While we waited for Elvis, someone had the idea to start a "wave" for the folks at home that couldn't make it to Vegas. So we started to do the wave and would pause for the wedding cam to snap a shot then change to the next wave position and waited for the cam again. We kept doing that until the wave was complete. The folks watching remotely said they knew exactly what we were doing and thought it was a riot! There was no audio, so I called work from my cell phone and had someone hold it during the ceremony so they could hear what was going on. There were about 50 people at work watching our wedding - they even brought a wedding cake! 

Our wedding was enjoyed remotely by friends and family across the country and about 40 joined us in Vegas!!! After the ceremony, we had everyone back to our 2 bedroom resort suite for champagne and finger foods. For the folks that couldn't make it to Vegas, we had a reception at home after we returned from our honeymoon in Hawaii. MANY people commented that they had more fun at our wedding than any other wedding they had ever been to. People are still talking about it!!! Did I mention this wedding HAD to have been the easiest and most stress free wedding to plan??? Also, the wedding costs were very low, which enable us to spend more on our honeymoon!

-Vicki G. NY
Re-posted from:  http://www.veilubridal.com/wedding-stories.htm 

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Friday, November 5, 2010

Wedding Stories

As posted at: http://jewishweddingstories.blogspot.com/                                                                           

Who Let The Kids Out?

This one took place at the Mesquite club in Palm Springs, California.

This was a wild party. The bride and groom were relatively young, and so were most of their guests. The band was playing hot Rock tunes and almost everybody were dancing.

Well, almost everybody.

At the corner of the room, near the buffet table, there was a middle-aged man standing, with 3 kids with him. He didn’t seem interested in the music or dancing what so ever. In fact, he seemed very annoyed to see every one is having a great time. He just hated the music too. The man looked as if he was only interested in the food.

He tried to catch our look, and when he did, he signaled to us to lower the music. He didn’t bother to come to us. He was too far, so he just used a body language. The man wasn’t nice about it; he was even a little insulting. Most of the guests were complimenting, he was different. He didn’t care about celebrating, it seemed, he just wanted to eat and run. Why would anybody bring 3 young kids to a wedding party, where everyone was much older?.

The kids seemed pretty tired and bored, almost as if they were forced to come to the wedding. Maybe it was one of their young uncles who they never met before, getting married?.

The man with the 3 kids was standing near the buffet and waiting. The buffet was not ready yet, so he looked even unhappier.
From the very start when he first showed up he look at the band with an angry expression and use impolite body language to tell the band to stop the music.

Later on, his requests became more and more aggressive. We got really annoyed with him. How selfish, we thought, everyone is having a great time dancing but this one person wanted the music to stop just so he can feel more comfortable.

As much as things got hotter on the dance floor, the more that this person became more aggressive. We used body language to show him that we can’t stop the music just for him, while everybody else is dancing. We pointed at the dance floor. The bride and groom were dancing in the middle of the dance floor, while everyone was cheering around them.
The father of the bride, Allen, was still a young man. He was divorced, good looking, and appeared to be one of those "big shots" in town. He had a young girl friend dancing with him.
The Mother of the groom was single too. She was still very pretty and seems a little shy. While, Allen, the father of the bride was very dominant at the party, she was relatively quite and felt like she was just one of the guests.

My mind was working extra hard. I really couldn’t stop the music, just so one person can eat in peace.
Eat in peace? The food wasn’t even served yet. So why is this guy so angry? Is he that hungry?

There was a point were I didn’t want to look toward him anymore, because I didn’t want to give him the opportunity to bother me.
He must have realized that too, because he started coming closer to the stage and demand, almost threatening, to stop the music.

I let the next two threats pass bye, but at the third time he came, I had enough.

We stopped the music in a very dramatic way. I went down the stage, feeling very angry I approached the father of the bride. He seemed very surprised to see me walking toward him so rapidly.

"Allen", I said, "there is one of your guests who is driving me crazy". "He is very impolite, and he keep asking me to lower the volume or stop the music, while everyone else is having such a great time."
"First of all" said Allen, "no one should tell you what to do", "I’m the one who is paying you, and I actually want you to play even louder". The father of the bride looked around him. Some of the guests started gathering near by. He liked the commotion. "Please raise the volume a little more for me, I’m in the mood" he said.
After few seconds he asked me "who is this guy, anyway?"

"The man in corner, near the buffet, with the 3 kids" I said, hopping not to cause too much troubles.
Allen looked a little surprised. He looked and he looked as if he can’t believe what he sees. "Who is this man" he almost shouted. "Does anyone here know this man?"

He turned around him, but no one seem to know the man with the three kids.
"This is not my guest" shouted Allen.

Things started to get hot. Almost everyone came around the father of the bride to find out what is the commotion all about.

The father of the bride started to walk toward the unknown guest that had the "Chutzpah" to invited three more little one to crash the party.

The stranger looked pretty uncomfortable. He looked at me first with a helpless look. I felt really bad for him. If I knew he was un invited, I wouldn’t say anything.
"May I ask you who you are?" says the father of the bride.
"Well," says the stranger, "I was walking outside with my children when I heard the music, so I just thought I’ll come in and eat something"
Some of the guests including the bride’s father, Allen, just couldn’t believe it.
"Do you realize that this is a privet party?" Allen asked the man!
"No," said the stranger in a very short answer and started to walk toward the stairs, leading outside, ready to leave.

Allen looked too shocked to be able to think what to do next. He was looking for words as for what to say next to the weird stranger. One of the three kids broke the silent, turned to his father and asked him: "Aren’t we going to eat? Daddy"

This was un expected, there was a silent in the air that you could cut with a knife. I could swore that I saw some tears falling on some guest’s faces. It felt like there was dynamite ready to explode.
Everyone turned to the father of the bride to see what he would do.

Allen was a good person. I knew him several years before, when I played for his 2 sons Bar Mitzvahs.
He swallowed his saliva, trying to make the right move and then he said: "I’m not going to let you and your little kids go home hungry, you can stay here and eat".
Then, he smiled to the stranger and said, "but would you, in the name of God, stop complaining about the music and let us have fun?"
The stranger returned a half smile, for the first time, and all the guests clapped their hand, cheering and praising the goodness of the father of the bride.
I looked at the band members, they looked very amused. I think they knew what I was thinking.  We got ourselves into a soap opera? I said, "Lets play".

Before I went back to the stage, I came closer to the stranger, and asked him why he wanted us so much to stop the music.
"As long as the guests were dancing," he said, "the food wasn’t being served, and I was hungry", then he continued "Now you can play"

We played:” Strangers In The Night"...

Epilogue:

It actually turned to be a great party, and the guest had more excitement than they bargained for. Needless to say that this stranger stole the show, we almost forgot it was a wedding.

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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Wedding Stories

 One Thing After Another!!

We planned our wedding for Memorial Day Weekend so that it would be easier for family to get the time off to attend.  We had to change the time three times due to two of the teenage guests performing in a parade.  

We found what we thought was a wonderful place to have the wedding.  A victorian manor in Orange, California.  They had a nice quaint little tea room with a gazebo in the front.  The owner is a wedding planner and said she would run the show so that my overbearing mother-in-law and sister-in-law couldn't make a mess of things.  The first rule was no liquor!  The in-laws still brought along two cases of champagne even though they were told “no”.  We worked that problem out however to allow only one glass of champagne to those who requested it.  All this was decided two days before the wedding.  It all went downhill from there…  

The Restaurant that we reserved the banquet room at for the rehearsal dinner lost the reservation and booked someone else in our space, so we had to have our dinner at separate tables throughout the restaurant.  Not good-when the whole point was to hand out thank you gifts and schedule who was taking home what from the wedding…not to mention we had reserved the room so the 6 toddlers in tow could get down and wander about.  Yes that was a fun night--NOT! 

About an hour before we were supposed to go to the manor I just had this feeling that I should get dressed at my parents hotel rather than at the manor, so I did.  Everyone thought I was nuts! When we arrived we were glad I had changed because although we were guaranteed an upstairs room to dress in, the room had no door and there were guests across the way in another room watching us

Then the officiant arrived and groped my bridesmaid.  He even asked the wedding planner who she was and was told that it was my little sister and to back off!  Didn't work. My sister finally told him she was a lesbian (she isn’t) and he left her alone.  The planner was supposed to let everyone know when we were ready so we waited patiently for her upstairs taking a few pictures here and primping and so on.  What we got instead was a scream that the wedding was starting in 4 minutes with or without us!  So of course we raced down the stairs (Not easy in formalwear!) 

We get outside and lined up to walk only to find we couldn’t hear the music!  So finally one of the ushers gets a clue and waves at us that we can start walking.  The Officiant went through the ceremony at record speed.  We were married in oh, about 5 minutes!  And he had the sides cheering to see who was louder... ummmm not my idea of romance! 

Then we start the pictures and notice there is a woman there we've never met directing our pictures. We had arranged for the groom’s uncle to take the pictures and apparently he decided that our wedding was a good time to bring his new girlfriend out. (His wife was the mother of the groom’s sister.  She hasn't been dead more than a year so everyone was slightly offended.) But anyway she was a real pill.  Every picture had to be perfect and she didn't seem to understand that, well, toddlers are not perfect!  Giggle!  My 3 year old son shed his suit about half way through the pictures. 

Finally it’s time to go inside and eat.  They gave everyone nice large tables – except, of course, the table for us.  I had told them we would be sitting with our children. No assigned seating except apparently us.  We were placed in a corner with a tacky hand written sign that said Bride’s table.  

They started with a salad that was wilted and drenched with dressing.  About 20 minutes later they brought out the kid’s dinners.  Chicken nuggets (they were cold) and then about 20 minutes later they began to serve the adults lasagna.  It was lukewarm too!  But the bread that was with it tasted good. In fact everyone asked for more bread.  I think that's all anyone ate. 

Then it was time to do the toasts.  Now we had arranged for the place to serve the apple cider to everyone with the cake.  But apparently that was forgotten and they didn't serve it.  They had glasses on the tables ahead of time.  All they did was hand each table a bottle and we had to pour our own - another moment of pictures with a nasty lady directing us. 

Then my father made a wonderful toast welcoming Scott into the family.  His father however made his toast inviting my mother into his family.  Not sure how he goofed up but he did.  So we turn to the cake to take more pictures and it’s already cut! We of course say hooray no more pictures but the server quickly reassembled the cake... (How do you reassemble a cake?) And we faked the cake cutting for the picture. 
Next came the weird part.  The cake was cut and all the adults were given a slice but nobody served the children or the bride or groom.  I finally sought out the slices and served the kids myself.  

Then I went upstairs to get the kids stuff together to send them off with the grandparents. When I got down and announced it was time to toss the bouquet and do the garter I was informed nobody wanted to catch them! So we tossed them to the kids.   

Scott went to get the car and transfer the car seats to the grandparent’s car and everything got out of control at that point. (Not that we had control of anything anyway.) His parents started to demand that we open the wedding presents right there! I said not a chance and took all the single cards with us and had his brother take home the rest of the presents.  While we were dealing with that, the nasty uninvited lady took all the bubbles that we bought for the kids to blow at us when we left and handed them to the adults!  By the time we got them back and in the kid’s hands his parents were throwing another fit refusing to let us leave. They felt the kids shouldn't see us leave!  So we finally had to let the kids blow the bubbles because we were never going to get out of there in style.  We were finally the last ones to leave! And when we went around the front to go in and let the servers know we were leaving, we found the door was already locked! 

Even they left before us!

-Cheryl P.
re-printed from:  http://www.veilubridal.com/wedding-stories.htm 

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Wedding Stories

A Wedding that Changed My Life
Wedding Story from ULC
By Rev. Jane

Dear Amy,
I wanted to write and tell my story....I was Ordained a few years ago through ULC...because the Lord was leading me in that direction at the time.....I actually had 2 visions about it....I really don't tell people about these visions because I never acted on them....because I was just plain scared to death. The first vision was...that I saw looking up at myself preaching from the a pulpit....when I awoke ....I just laughed...and thought it was a crazy dream...because in college it took me 21 minutes to do a 8 minute speech...lol....I thought to myself yeah right God...I just KNOW your NOT picking me for that JOB!!!!...lol.....and I never gave it another thought. And the second vision broke me into tears with fear...because of public anything let alone speaking....and the vision was this: that I was standing in the pulpit...dress in robe and stole....SPEAKING AND PREACHING TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE....when I think of those visions I begin to stutter....lol...

That is just a little background on me...I wanted to tell you that my nephew found out that I am an Ordained Minister w/ULC and called and ask me to do his wedding because they really couldn't afford a big beautiful wedding and that he didn't wanted them to have to go to the courthouse to get married....so I agreed to do it....then....the fear set in once again...I spent hours on hours preparing for this ever so small wedding..about 25 people....and completely driving myself crazy....then....the morning of the wedding I had some quiet time in which I like to spend with the Lord and I heard something say............pop in the disc that goes along with your book...because I never actually thought anyone would ask me to do their wedding.......and I did...I watched the video on how to do the wedding.....and when I was done watching I felt a HUGE relief come over me......like I was carrying a million brick kinda feeling......I thought wow...its really not that hard....and I was so very honored when I got to the wedding....but still a bit nervous ....because I didn't wanna bumble my first service.....when it was time for the service EVERYBODY was nervous not just me....I did get a little hot under the Collar...lol..... no pun intended...lol.....but after we all settled in....everything when wonderful!!!!!!....

I just wanted to thank you...for your guidance in that wedding video.....because that wedding service changed my entire life....something really happened to me during that service.....especially when I put that robe and collar on...I felt a HOLINESS come over me and I had no questions what the Lord once again wanted me to do......during that service I learned so many things about myself and others.....when I arrived at my nephews house...there was some guys there...about 10 or 15.....and I didn't think much about it...because I was too busy being nervous...I kept going over my paperwork so many time just to make sure I had everything in order....and then I found out that my nephew was in a GANG and that these men I was too busy ignoring..but still smiling the whole time were MURDERERS and KILLERS.......all tattooed up and packing many guns...BUT...when I started with OPENING PRAYER...and asked......THAT ALL EYES BE CLOSED AND ALL HEADS BE BOWED.......Those murderers and killers that I was afraid of....ACTUALLY DID IT AMY!!!!!!! I really don't know how I kept myself together...ALL I can say is that it was such an Honor and a Privilege to do that service under your guidance!!!!

Thanks so much,
Jane

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Wedding Stories

Universal Life Church
This weekend I married my friends. I thought it would be really cool to do the entire service using my iPad. I thought that I would be an innovator, an early adopter—it was the geekiest part of my soul that made me want to do this. In some ways, I was more excited about marrying people using an iPad than the marriage itself. My wife, an early adopter by marriage, was disgusted at me and warned me, ominously, that if something went wrong I would be screwed. I scoffed at the comment knowing that my faith in Jobs would win the day.

The service started well enough as you can see in the picture. Everything was happy until midway through the service when the temperature warning went off and the iPad said, "the iPad is overheating and will need to cool down. Oh, and you're totally screwed."

Suddenly I was panicked. As a new reverend of the Universal Life Church I had never dealt with a technical challenge during a service. I was nervous enough as it was. Beads of sweat formed on my head. I quickly fast forwarded the service to some readings that the bride's father was going to do, hoping he'd be long-winded.

I went to where my wife was sitting and quickly popped my iPad out of the DodoCase, putting it under her chair in the grass to cool it down. Having seen the error on the iPad when I popped it out of the case, she looked at me with disdain. She knew that I, and my trusting friends, were about to take it in the pooper. The iPad was too fried and I was going to have to wing it.

Of course it all ended up okay. Most said that they didn't know the difference. Personally, I wouldn't have changed my decision. As early adopters we need to push forward constantly even when it means that we have to hold our phones differently to make a phone call.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Wedding Stories

Flower Girl

I went to a wedding once where a flower girl was taking her job very, very seriously. Someone must have coached her to drop a petal at every step because she would carefully take one step, then reach into her basket, take out one flower petal, and place it carefully on the floor in front of herself. It was a hoot watching her! Then when she got to the altar, she realized she still had petals in her basket, so she turned it upside down and shook out the petals! LOL! The best part was the terribly grave expression of concentration on her little face.

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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Wedding Stories

Groom's Speech
My cousin Craig was the groom and was about to make his speech at the reception.  This traditionally starts with the words "On behalf of my wife and I..." and everyone cheers.  But Craig (who was a little tipsy) forgot the traditional opening and just launched into the speech.

His wife Diane began tugging at his jacket, hissing "Say "my wife and I!"".  Craig ignored her and continued with the speech, batting at her hand like he was shooing a fly.  Diane continued with the hissing and tugging until Craig turned to her in obvious exasperation and said "Shut up, woman!"

There was a hideous, eternal second of horrified silence before Diane burst out laughing.

After 15 years of happy marriage and 4 kids, she still thinks it's hilarious and Craig still hasn't lived it down.

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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wedding Stories

Wrong Name
When I got married last year the officiant called Mr. Sweede by the wrong name. His actual legal name is an American nickname, but he was born in another country and his parents liked the nickname better than the traditional name, so they picked the nickname.

On the legal paperwork for our marriage it says his actual name (nickname) and I only used his actual name in all correspondence with the officiant.

But the officiant must have assumed that Mr. Sweede was actually called the traditional name. So he used it during the entire ceremony. Mr. Sweede was a little put off and some people in the audience giggled the first time the officiant said the wrong name (cause they all knew better). But when it was time to say the vows and Mr. Sweede had to repeat after the officiant, he actually corrected the officiant in the middle of our ceremony. People were laughing out loud as we said our vows.

Since that night people who were at the wedding have been calling Mr. Sweede by wrong name on purpose, cause they think it is funny.

Too bad there was no videographer.

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have many classes in Christianity, one about Wicca, several forms of Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. 
You can  become an ordained minister, for free,  and for life, so use this Free Online Ordination, link.
This  online seminary, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies
 
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